1 October 2018

"Gringleyhops" (Sermon)


Two Rivers Pastoral Charge
September 30, 2018
Scripture:  Mark 9:38-50

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, in a village that was too small to be found on any map, there was a bakery.  Now one day, a stranger came in to the village, and went in to the bakery, and told the baker, “I’m going to teach you how to make gringleyhops.  Nobody else here knows how to make them, but they will be the most delicious thing that you’ve ever had.”

And so the stranger taught the baker how to make gringleyhops, and wouldn’t you know, it didn’t take very long before they were the most popular thing in his bakery.  People were lined up out the door and down the road to try and buy them before they ran out each day.

People could see that there weren’t enough to go around, but the baker was keeping the recipe as a closely guarded secret.  He wouldn’t share it with anyone.  But a couple of people with some mad baking skills got together, and they took a gringleyhop and worked on reverse engineering a recipe.  It took them several tries to get it right, but in the end, they were able to recreate a perfect gringleyhop.

Now the baker, he wasn’t happy with this turn of events.  He did everything that he could think of to stop these upstart bakers from making his gringleyhops.  He tried stealing their firewood so they couldn’t heat up their ovens; he tried barricading their door with thick planks and nails; he even tried setting fire to the upstart bakery, but fortunately the fire didn’t take.

Don’t get me wrong – the baker still had plenty of customers and still sold out of gringleyhops every day.  Maybe the line down the street was a bit shorter, but there was no impact on the baker’s bottom line.

A year later, the stranger came back to the village, and the baker ran up to her and cried out, “You have to stop these upstarts!  You gave the gringleyhop recipe to me!  Help me to keep the recipe to myself!”

Now the stranger just shook her head and said, “I gave you the recipe for gringleyhops so that everyone in the village might have them.  Why are you jealous because your neighbour is helping you?”

(pause)

In our gospel reading, Jesus’ disciples are behaving a bit like the jealous baker in the story.  Someone else is healing on Jesus’ behalf, in Jesus’ name, and they want to stop him because he isn’t part of the in-crowd.  But Jesus stops them.  Jesus says, if this other person isn’t acting against us, they must be acting for us.

God’s love and God’s mercy isn’t limited to some sort of inner circle.  There is more than enough to go around.  It isn’t some sort of zero-sum game that they are playing.  Just because there is love and healing and mercy for our neighbour doesn’t mean that there is less for us.  God’s love really is limitless – we don’t have to play by the rules of scarcity that the world tries to teach us.

Let’s try another version of the story:

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, in a village that was too small to be found on any map, there was a bakery.  Now one day, a stranger came in to the village, and went in to the bakery, and told the baker, “I’m going to teach you how to make gringleyhops.  Nobody else here knows how to make them, but they will be the most delicious thing that you’ve ever had.”

And so the stranger taught the baker how to make gringleyhops, and wouldn’t you know, it didn’t take very long before they were the most popular thing in his bakery.  People were lined up out the door and down the road to try and buy them before they ran out each day.

The baker quickly realized that he couldn’t keep up to the demand by himself, and so he said to himself, maybe I should expand.  Maybe I can hire some other workers to help out.  I can be the supervisor, and have others working under me.

And so the baker put up a help-wanted poster, and the next day people were lined up looking for work rather than for gringleyhops.  And the baker went down the line of people and eliminated them one by one.  One elderly man he didn’t want because he was too old.  Any women were also eliminated from the line because the baker said that they wouldn’t have the strength for the work.  A young man with a limp was excluded by the same reasoning.  And another young man, hoping to find work to feed his family who often went hungry was also excluded – the baker said that his clothes were too raggedy and wouldn’t give a good impression of the bakery.

And so the baker soon had a crew of healthy young men working for him, and they made gringleyhops to sell to the village.

A year later, the stranger came back to the village to see how the gringleyhop project was getting along.  The baker was very proud of his work.  He said that he had raised prices on the gringleyhops, and with an efficient crew he was making so much of a profit that he was soon going to shut down his bakery and move to the city.

Now the stranger just shook her head and said, “I gave you the recipe for gringleyhops so that everyone in the village might have them.  And now you have raised the prices so that not everyone can afford them; you have taken work away from people who needed it, and soon you will be leaving the village so there will be no gringleyhops once again.”

(pause)

Getting back to Jesus and his disciples, if you go back a few verses from the passage we read today, you will see that the disciples were arguing about which one of them was the greatest, the very best disciple of all.  Jesus took a child, the most vulnerable and powerless person in his society, and says that if you want to be a good disciple, you are to welcome the poor and the vulnerable and the powerless as if you were welcoming Jesus.

Jesus must still have the child with him, because in our reading today, he tells us, using very graphic images, that if any of us cause one of these little ones, these vulnerable ones, these powerless ones to stumble, then we are better off dead.

These words of Jesus really struck a nerve with me in a week that has seen a very publicized hearing in the courts of power in our neighbours in the US.  A woman who may have been violently assaulted stood before those in power, and was subjected to intimidation and questions about the assault, and was then made more vulnerable and powerless by those who refuse to believe her.

Jesus said, "If any of you put a stumbling block before one of these little ones, these vulnerable ones, these powerless ones, it would be better for you if a great millstone were hung around your neck and you were thrown into the sea."

Let’s try one more version of our story:

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, in a village that was too small to be found on any map, there was a bakery.  Now one day, a stranger came in to the village, and went in to the bakery, and told the baker, “I’m going to teach you how to make gringleyhops.  Nobody else here knows how to make them, but they will be the most delicious thing that you’ve ever had.”

And so the stranger taught the baker how to make gringleyhops, and wouldn’t you know, it didn’t take very long before they were the most popular thing in his bakery.  People were lined up out the door and down the road to try and buy them before they ran out each day.

The baker quickly realized that he couldn’t keep up to the demand by himself, and so he said to himself, “Why don’t I start up a cooperative for the people of the village.  Anyone in need of employment can come and gain valuable job skills, as well as a salary.  Each one can be given tasks appropriate for their abilities, and together we can make gringleyhops to feed the village.”

And the baker did as he had planned; and a year later, when the stranger returned to the village to check in on the gringleyhops project, she saw a village where everyone was well fed and where neighbours helped out neighbours.  And the stranger smiled.

(pause)

May we all trust in God’s message of abundance.  May we do our part to spread God’s love and mercy in the world.  May we protect the vulnerable, and empower the powerless.  May we be at peace with God, at peace with one another, and at peace with ourselves.

Amen.


Preparing the Gringleyhops?
(Image:  Public Domain)

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